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Tuesday, November 20, 2007
Don't Tell Me You Need to go to the Betty Ford Cheese Clinic!
April 11, 2008 Update:
If you are addicted to cheese and dairy, get the book SKINNY BITCH.
Wednesday, February 07, 2007
You know it’s much worse than you thought when you realize that Prince is the artist formerly known as Prince…
Time for a little fun, no?
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Friday, February 02, 2007
Grey Days Make Everything Equal
However, take your average overcast day and it seems that Nothing is more important than Anything Else. Actually, it could have a slight calming effect. What do you think?
On another topic, stay tuned for my pictures of "I.B.O.P.'s"
Tuesday, January 23, 2007
"Honey, Don't Forget to Shut Off the Electric Toothbrush Before You Leave the House!"
The Odd Experience
In preparation for shaving my face, I was (wastefully I guess, sorry AL G.)running the water to allow it to get hot. Grabbed the can of shaving cream and gave it a couple of shakes. Placed it back on the counter, yawned and vigorously scratched my very dry head of hair.I then reached down under the tap to test the temperature and...wow...zap!...received an electric shock, spark and all, from the water.
I guess it makes sense, with the dry hair rub and all. I can remember rubbing inflated balloons on my shirt and amazing the uninitiated by having the balloon adhere to a wall.
Okay,so I guess this post is an add-on to an earlier one (see "Static Electricity is Gonna Get You" 11/29/06) about the "car door spark shock".
Friday, January 05, 2007
"He Married a Polish Girl
Wednesday, January 03, 2007
Plaid Toaster is Cool
Didn't win, but you always enjoy the exposure!
Thanx Plaid Toaster,
Carl
Thursday, December 21, 2006
Add-on to 12/19 post
"What do you believe is true even though you cannot prove it?"...
Ian McEwan makes a telling point. "What I believe but cannot prove," he says, "is that no part of my consciousness will survive my death." His enlightened fellow Edge contributors will take this as a given, but they may not appreciate its significance, which is that belief in an afterlife "divides the world crucially, and much damage has been done to thought as well as to persons by those who are certain that there is a life, a better, more important life, elsewhere."
The natural gift of consciousness should be treasured all the more for its transience.
Tuesday, December 19, 2006
Just Like Rainy Days and Mondays...
It sounds like it makes sense. But there seems to be two major things in life that actually cause the opposite effect of what they propose.
One is religion, the other, sports.
Sometimes we need them like a rainy Monday.
People are so "gung ho" regarding sects, regarding teams, that it just seems more devisive than anything else. Is there an alternative?
What do you think? Let me know when you get a chance.
In the meantime, check this out!
Friday, December 08, 2006
Couples and Cameras and CLICK HERE for a Moving Holiday Favorite (wait for the 30 sec ad to finish, then close your eyes and listen)
Why just last night I volunteered to assist two families struggling to all have the same background. Do they know about self-timers? Probably not. That's where we come in.
So bundle up and keep a sharp eye out for those young happy families from out of town who need to show the world and themselves that they posed by the "Tree with 3,000 Lights" in 2006!
Wednesday, December 06, 2006
Trans Fats and Seatbelts
So I was thinking how odd it is that to protect ourselves from ourselves we made a law to require us to smoke outside of buildings.
So I was thinking how odd it is that to protect ourselves from ourselves we made a law to require us to eliminate trans fattys from our restaurants.
So I was thinking what have I forgotten? What is next?
Does anyone out there have a clue?
Friday, December 01, 2006
The Pulse Right Now
as a result of clicking the "Next Blog" link on our eBlogger pages:
Posted: Thurs Nov 30, 2006 on "Sync.sound.cinema"
Wilhelm the Ubiquitous
YouTube insert of the most famous scream in movie sound history.
Posted: Fri Dec 1, 2006 on "The Malaysian"
Remove Racists from the Education Department
Concerning the Malaysian Education ministry's policy of inculcating integration in national schools.
Posted: Thurs Nov 30, 2006 on "Mimi Writes......."
Christmas Song Meme, Cuddles and other Such Nonsense
Mimi lists her top 5 favorite Christmas songs.
Posted: Thurs Nov 30, 2006 on "Postcards from the Edge" (lost the link, sorry)
Barking Seals in Finland
Language is awkward for an English speaking woman visiting Helsinki, Finland and an imaginary group of Finnish speaking people can sound like the barking seal noise.
Posted: Thurs Nov 30, 2006 on "Random and Odd"
Stuff Portrait Fridays
Kristine Stone's Friday Photography challenge to capture 3 topics:
1. Something that makes you go "hmmmm"
2. Something sweet
3. Something retro
Okay, it's been pretty mild up to now.
Dare I offer suggestions?
Dare I not? with such an invitation?
Okay, I tell you what, all of you bloglovers. I will go peruse a few blogsites for topicality and get back to you with what I feel is the pulse right now.
Stand(sit)by,as I am about to click the "Next Blog" link in the upper right hand corner!
Later...
Wednesday, November 29, 2006
Static Electricity is Gonna Get You
Tuesday, November 28, 2006
Just Back From Alaska Counting Wolverines with my Uncle
I'm having trouble placing the image into my profile so I'm testing it here.
As for the wolverines, I spotted 2.
It is a pretty sad state of affairs when the only person you are left to
speak with is a Napoleon Dynamite doll when you push his red button.
Him and his uncle actually were shooting the wolverines. I was only counting.
Thursday, November 16, 2006
Hybrid Cars are like Fat Free Milk...We're Still Using the Milk!
Click here to read more and find out how.
"Today, alternative fuel vehicles are ready, or fast becoming ready, to roll out en masse. If fleet managers adopted a Green Fleet Initiative that put the purchase of hydrogen cars first, fully electric cars second and natural gas cars third, the race would be on among truck and heavy-vehicle manufacturers to be the first to fulfill those orders. Volume purchasing would multiply and accelerate the technology, bring down costs and migrate such vehicles swiftly from commercial fleets to average consumers."
Tuesday, October 31, 2006
Saturday, October 21, 2006
I Once Knew a Sparkledrop
It probably would never happen for someone else as it happened
for me, just then.
The car I was in was speeding at about seventy.
The night had already begun.
The view from the windows revealed mostly open fields.
Small cold-like clouds slept stubbornly only yards above the earth.
The black from the night part of night was not black yet,
but a mellowing deep, far off blue.
And then I, and I believe, I alone, saw this small child
run a few steps in a field, and stop
to throw a lighted sparkler into the blackening
blueness of the sky.
It glowered happily, and yet desparately;
and yet desparately,
for it would never return to the earth as the same
bright stick of joyousness as it is now.
The last gleeful sparkledrops painted the child's
attentive face with a friendly, but departing,
orange goodbye.
The image of the streak from the child's
run and throw now was taken in by the nearest mother cloud.
I remember it now-
still as if those seconds are still occurring as a full length movie.
The child smiling up, along with the sparkler;
the fading contrail evolving from white to a soft blue and slowly
melting into the air.
And then I could see no more.
A one act performance.
So fast. So very, very long.
Aug. '69
Wednesday, October 18, 2006
Friday, October 06, 2006
Monday, October 02, 2006
Wednesday, September 27, 2006
Adobe Photoshop Short Stories-
Inspired by the Menus and,
Written by Carl J. Santoro
#9
I waited all day.
my apologies still
fresh in my mind.
I know your machine
heard them,
I pressed to hear
them myself.
I waited all day.
maybe you would've
listened to them.
I asked you to
call my cell
as I was on
the road and moving.
The silence lasted
all day.
The silence spoke
loudly of the end
of a relationship
happy with love.
The day now at end
I throw my cell
on my bureau
and see it is off.
Saturday, September 23, 2006
Be a Picture Maker Not a Picture Taker
Explore the World
Be a picture MAKER:
Start with an idea in mind and work toward making that come alive.
In contrast, a mere picture TAKER, is thinking only about recording what is in front of them.
DISCOVERY
Like Charles Darwin's sketchbooks or the electronic images transmitted back to us from the Voyager space probe, the images we make are part of our voyages of discovery.
Friday, September 22, 2006
Thursday, September 21, 2006
Niceness is a Skill Set!...click this link
Once she's up there...she surprises us even more!
Thursday, September 07, 2006
He Coined the Term-"Reverence for Life"
being who once journeyed with us through the trials of life-
About Albert Schweitzer
Here is an excerpt from one of his books titled
From Civilization and Ethics
"You are happy, they say; therefore you are called upon to give much. Whatever more than others you have received in health, natural gifts, working capacity, success, a beautiful childhood, harmonious family circumstances, you must not accept as being a matter of course. You must pay a price for them. You must show more than average devotion of life to life.
Open your eyes and look for a human being, or some work devoted to human welfare, which needs from someone a little time or friendliness, a little sympathy, or sociability or labour. There may be a solitary or embittered man, an invalid or an inefficient person to whom you can be something. Perhaps it is an old person or a child. Who can enumerate the many ways in which that costly piece of working capital, a human being, can be employed. Search, then, for some investment for your humanity, and do not be frightened away if you have to wait , or to be taken on trial. And be prepared for disappointments. But in any case,do not be without some secondary work in which you give yourself as a man to men. It is marked out for you, if you only truly will have it."
Got YouTube?
A wonderful vintage CSNY clip, which must be from
Wednesday, September 06, 2006
Adobe Photoshop Short Stories-
Inspired by the Menus and
Written by Carl J. Santoro
#7
It was a perfect blend of ice cream truck music and leafblower humming
that found its way from the neighborhood street into the church
during Maria's wedding ceremony.
Everyone moved uncomfortably in the pews, fanning themselves
with the newlywed's freshly-printed program.
Father Larry knew he needed to speak louder as the guests continually
searched the cathedral ceiling for signs of any kind of a fan which might be
swirling air down to relieve them of their "heat of sin."
All was lost as the videographer's tripod- on-wheels ran over the bride's
grandmother's left foot and caused the camera to fall forward,
rendering the flower girl unconscious.
Adobe Photoshop Short Stories-
Inspired by the Menus and
Written by Carl J. Santoro
#6
Layer>New Layer>Dissolve
Windows>Arrange>Cascade
entry: Nov 1983
time: 10 a.m.ish
place: kitchen
Karen is cleaning my ears with a rubber syringe.
She has just finished the left ear, leaving it wet and drippy.
She begins the right ear, squirting warm water forcefully.
Jeanette (age 3) enters and says, "Uh-Oh, mommy,
it's coming out the other side!"
Adobe Photoshop Short Stories-
Inspired by the Menus and
Written by Carl J. Santoro
#5
On a bike
you can feel
the sand tickling
your bare feet
as it is kicked up
by the wheels.
And the sensation
is as though
you are bike-riding
over a glass of ginger ale,
just slightly
above the surface.
Adobe Photoshop Short Stories-
Inspired by the Menus and
Written by Carl J. Santoro
#4
Tuesday, September 05, 2006
Saturday, September 02, 2006
Adobe Photoshop Short Stories-
Inspired by the Menus and
Written by Carl J. Santoro
#3
Adobe Photoshop Short Stories-
Inspired by the Menus and
Written by Carl J. Santoro
#2
Adobe Photoshop Short Stories-
Inspired by the Menus and
Written by Carl J. Santoro
#1
Sunday, August 20, 2006
Continuation of Judging Photo Contests
-LIGHTING -
ENHANCEMENTS
Of subject
Of message
-APPROACH OR CREATIVITY -
IMAGINATION
Fresh imagination can lift image into world of art
Good use of creative technique
Aware of the unique and the unusual and makes the most of it
Subject is revealed in an extraordinary way
-SUBJECT MATTER -
INTERPRETATION
Outstanding
-PRINT QUALITY -
PRESENTATION
The best
Voting using 0-9(9 being the best)
Know that to receive the 9:
-"Knock your socks off" quality of image
-Technically correct in all respects
-Outstanding composition
-Tells complete story or creates mood
-Has a high impact on first sight
AND FINALLY...
-Is it an image you would want to have in your home or office?
Popcorn for Breakfast
Here are the notes I keep in my shirt pocket when I have been asked to judge photo contests. These have been gleaned from many sources and come down to the bare necessities:
(All sub-headings are questions to ask yourself)
-CLEAR CENTER OF INTEREST-
IMPACT
What we see first
First Impression
Strong feeling of power
Hold your eye
-FOCUS AND EXPOSURE-
NEED I SAY MORE?
-TELLS A STORY-
MEMORABILITY
Evokes an emotional response
Thursday, August 10, 2006
SmugMug is Great!
Please visit and let me know what you think:
Enjoy Your Journey to SmugMug
Tuesday, July 18, 2006
Exciting New Photoblog
(and start your own page!) :